What do cats learn in cat school?

According to my friend Paula, cats learn toe-hunting skills in cat school. I have obviously been so naive. I assumed when I left Indy alone at home, she spends her time snoozing on the sofa. Apparently that is not the case. She meets up with other cats and together they share essential skills.
Most of these skills are focused towards having full control over your owner. How to perfect the "I'm so cute" look, so you get whatever you want. How to miaow as if you were starving to death when in reality you ate 10 minutes ago and just feel like a little snack.
Chasing the toes, well that's just a bit of fun to hear your owner squeal. Especially at night, when you're not getting enough attention.
Indy the cat is an A grade student at cat school. She is fantastic at chasing toes in the middle of the night. Not only can she demand food and successfully get it served within 90 seconds, she somehow has even laid down the law to which flavours she will accept. We are so proud of our A-grade cat, who is so smart, she can even use a cat flap.